Dog Lord? [He pouts. Very kingly.] I don't smell that bad.
[He knows he could use a bath, but when you're on the road and battling, you put concerns like "is my hair getting a little too sweaty" aside for later consideration. And when he got back, he just wanted to sleep in a real bed and read up on everything they're doing here. Bathing's going to happen eventually, though! Really!
Especially once he hears the good news.]
We're going to have to spend more time together, Hawke. I can't tell if you're pulling my leg or not.
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[He knows he could use a bath, but when you're on the road and battling, you put concerns like "is my hair getting a little too sweaty" aside for later consideration. And when he got back, he just wanted to sleep in a real bed and read up on everything they're doing here. Bathing's going to happen eventually, though! Really!
Especially once he hears the good news.]
We're going to have to spend more time together, Hawke. I can't tell if you're pulling my leg or not.